1. Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love The Hunger Games!

    Me:

    Fan:

    Me:

    Fan: Hello? Well I know you've been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I've been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I'll just-

    Me: I'VE DONE MY WAITING.

    Fan: Wha-

    Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT.

    Fan: But it hasn't even been ou-

    Me: IN AZKABAN.

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