February 2012
bringing this back♥
oreoforniall:
Niall: Swag
Zayn: Swag
Then there’s harry…
didnt get into juilliard :'(
Types of girls you see at ballet auditions:
pointe-of-love:
-the ones who have a huge fake smile the whole time. -the ones that look like they got a stick up their ass -the ones with a whole bunch of stage make up and pull their leotard way too high. -the ones who mug you and then they’re not all that good.. Lol -the scared ones -then the few amazing normal ones! (very few)
Today's Best Videos (Feb 19, 2012)
tastefullyoffensive:
Superman Visits Costa Rica Master Fetcher Camouflaged Chick Cuddles with Cat Trampoline Double Fail Sportscaster Gets Caught Applying Makeup During Live TV
How other girls sit in class →
10knotes:
fighthisfeeling:
How I sit:
Elegance is what I’m best at.
.. Its actually true..
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Teen Years.
At home I have become Wade,
And at school, I have become Squidward.
dearestonedirection:
i’m secretly competitive
i’m selfish
i get jelly sometimes
i’m lazy
i’m irresponsible
i’m no help
i’m nothing special
i have nothing that makes me stand out
i have no quality that will make people remember me
i’m just ordinary even though i strive to be different
why do i feel this way
i want to punch a wall but that would hurt
ouch
What my life has turned into:
Me: Side walks... I bet Liam uses side walks!
Me: Hey look, the color orange... I bet Harry knows about the color orange.
Me: Stripes! Hehehehe Louis
Me: Ah, that man has a nose. So does Niall.
Me: Air, I bet Zayn breathes air!
Me: Oh look, a woman with a dog.... I like One Direction
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
That awkward moment when you're talking to someone... →
the-absolute-best-posts:
Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love The Hunger Games!
Me:
Fan:
Me:
Fan: Hello? Well I know you've been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I've been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I'll just-
Me: I'VE DONE MY WAITING.
Fan: Wha-
Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT.
Fan: But it hasn't even been ou-
Me: IN AZKABAN.
parents: thats my beautiful daughter
relatives: wow you get prettier every day
friends: you look adorable today
boys: so, hmm.... how did you escape the zoo?
oh god i can picture kenzie saying this so well, dont u think abby?
